selected works

humor

the new yorker
lesser-known attachment styles
dad: frequently asked questions
americana in 2020
come on down to bad apples farm
quarantine tips from my cat
reasons i said “sorry” today

mcsweeney’s internet tendency
an open letter to people who call me “sir”

reductress
‘it’d just be so much easier to date women,’ says tired and correct straight woman
cool! if you're good, this obgyn lets you pick something from the sex toy chest
inspiring! this woman won’t even pry into her own life
woman who gave up on dreams has advice for how to pursue yours
new power couple alert! this vibrator and that outlet
woman covertly reading texts over your shoulder recruited by cia
lesbian couple makes bed every morning from fresh lumber
woman spends entire day getting ready to take a walk
embarrassing! cat wants scratches too much

weekly humorist
honest drafts of my goodbye email

points in case
we wrote this together!

awf mag
research indicates 'scissoring' still beats 'papering'
lesbians have retro, 90s-themed wedding by filing for domestic partnership

the belladonna
unexpected health benefits of getting dumped
yelp reviews of the best places to cry in my apartment
hypothetical advances in society that’d be made if women weren’t always waiting in line for the bathroom

slackjaw
emotional state mottos

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